An Investigative Report

THE CLIPPERS CURSE

55 years. Zero championships. A franchise so historically bad it makes the Cleveland Browns look like a dynasty.

0
NBA Titles
0
Conference Finals Won
12-70
Worst Season (1986-87)
55+
Years of Futility
13
Total Playoff Appearances
0
Finals Appearances
3
Division Titles (All Time)

A FRANCHISE BORN TO LOSE

Founded in 1970 as the Buffalo Braves, this franchise has been running from its own identity since day one. They moved to San Diego in 1978, became the Clippers, then relocated to Los Angeles in 1984 — where they've spent four decades living in the Lakers' shadow like a forgotten houseplant.


Under the ownership of Donald Sterling from 1981 to 2014, the Clippers became synonymous with cheapness, dysfunction, and losing. Sterling was so notoriously stingy that the franchise routinely fielded one of the lowest payrolls in the league while pocketing revenue-sharing checks. The result? Decades of irrelevance in a city that already had a real basketball team.

"The Clippers are the worst franchise in professional sports."
— A sentiment shared by basically everyone, forever

GREATEST CHOKES IN CLIPPER HISTORY

Even when the Clippers are good, they find spectacular new ways to lose. Here are the lowlights.

2015
The 3-1 Collapse vs. Houston
Led the Rockets 3-1 in the Western Conference Semifinals. Blew it. Josh Smith and Corey Brewer outplayed the "Lob City" core. Peak Clippers.
2014
The OKC Meltdown
Up 104-97 with 49 seconds left in Game 5 against OKC. Lost. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook staged a comeback that defied mathematics and basic dignity.
2020
The Nuggets 3-1 Disaster
Kawhi Leonard and Paul George — the supposed saviors — blew a 3-1 lead to the Denver Nuggets in the bubble. The franchise's most talented roster ever, and they couldn't close.
1987
The 12-70 Season
One of the worst records in NBA history. The Clippers won 12 games. Twelve. That's roughly one win every two weeks. Historically, cosmically bad.
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